Mannepenis

Mannepenis started on a grim and evil winter night in the year 2006 in the frostbitten kingdom of Norway. Lord Kughode and Miss Innovertiss decided to combine their two hobbies: talking about music and talking about sex. They wanted to form a band which were a parody and a tribute to the norwegian Black Metal scene. After about a month the band was ready to reign as the pioneers of Porn Metal, the most necrotic, sick and perverted metal genre known to mankind. And of course... no one knew what the FUCK they were doing, but at least they had a place to practice their music. At first the band consisted of only four persons: Lord Kughode (Vocals and guitar), Miss Innovertiss (Vocals), Danny Dildo (drums) and Raspeballe (Bass). Before one month had passed, Manslut and Babykuk (Christian motherfuckers) from a shitty Nu Metal band joined Mannepenis. Manslut joined in as drummer and Babykuk as session guitarist. Danny Dildo switched from drums to guitar and Lord Kughode left the guitar in order to focus only on the vocals. After a while Babykuk had to quit because Mannepenis was too "satanic", sick and perverted for him, but since Manslut is a horny Satan, he remained even though he is christian. SM Pingoo became the substitute for the gay christian and decided he would NOT be a session guitarist, so he became himself a permanent true and horny member of Mannepenis. He played his first gig just two weeks after he joined the madness. Danny Dildo left due to a hand injury (We strongly suspects it was inflicted during heavy masturbation). After a while Manslut was kicked because lack of devotion to the band. He was replaced by an orthodox drummer that actually CAN play proper drums! This new member of grimness is called Kalle Klovn Antidrøvel because he has not got an uvula! Now Mannepenis is better than ever before and the present line-up is as cloce to perfect as one can want it to be. Mannepenis has already recorded two demos ("Me Suge!" and "Voldtar Små Barn?") and has recently released the latest Porn Metal CD entitled"SMEGMA".