ASTRONINJA

members: Levan Wee - mirror-shattering squeals and screams Dong TZ - sixstring wizardry and destroyer of earholes Udon Juan - chordmaster and choirmaster Joel - bottom end gymnastics and headbanging Bobby - random shrieks and you know?? biografie: Hailing from the nether regions of ASIA, Singapore, ASTRONINJA is made up of a crazed albino fellow, a rogue assassin Eurasian, two Chinese fellas who don't know any kungfu but are killer at chopstick ping pong, and a cuddly woolly sheep whose name is BOBBY! They are inspired by their love for anime music, Asian culture & fashion, J rock and Western punk rock music, vampires and of course, ninjas, Believing that they are actually monks reincarnated (with asses so sexy, even monkeys grope them like cupcakes on a table of sweets!), these lads and a lamb are unlike any other band in the world. Loud, proud, and uberlistically ninjalicious, ASTRONINJA is the heart and soul of every teenaged ninja, every strange incarnation from a tadpole, ever obsessive oddball, giggly goofball, narcissistic nerd, gawky geek, whacked out weirdo and fucked up freak out there who doesn't want to fit into the pretension of being 'accepted' by their conforming peers. Oh we hate writing bios! Screw it. Listen to the tunes and do the giraffe dance with your sexy puppy already! :)