"Ah a visitor. Come in, come in. May I offer you a mug of wine? You want
water? No, I can't offer water to an honoured guest. Perhaps honey wine?
I think I have something special for such a wonderful meeting.

Here it is! Brewed with manuka honey collected from butterflies in
moonlight. What, you don't believe me? Well, try it and taste the marvel
for yourself. Now tell me, what brings you to this far off place?

The story of my life? You are sure? And here I hoped you would tell me
some interesting stories from the world. Well then, at the beginning of my
tale, I have to mention my curiosity. Normally it would be me to ask the
questions, to poke for secrets hidden deep. But as you asked, for once I
will force the curiosity asleep. As you can see in my room, I greatly
treasure the memories of my journeys and the books I read. Of course,
music also plays an important part in my life. Thousands of miles I
travelled for musicians, good and bad, known and unknown. And mentioned
last but treasured most, is the earnest company of my friends.

So you want to know how I can afford the journeys? The books? One part
of the money is earned by following my curiosity the other is earned by
torturing students. How I do that? I force them to split their minds, in
two, three or more parts and to master the art of thinking
independently. Believe me, learning something like this can break
people, drive them mad.

You have another question? About the reason I fight? Have you heard the
saying ?He who controls others may be powerful, but he who has mastered
himself is mightier still?? Fighting is one way of many to reach the
latter goal. Finally, if you want to summary of my character, I would
say I'm a gambler, a fool and a thief of words. Sadly, it's growing
late, I fear it is time for you to travel on. Farewell my friend,
farewell..."

(Was tut man nicht alles um unangenehme Arbeiten zu vermeiden...da schreibt man sogar Profiltexte...;))