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Ich erinnere mich gern an diese Zeit, eine Zeit, die man nie vergisst...

Krass, dass es diese Seite noch gibt. Die Kontakte hier von früher sind wahrscheinlich schon gestorben... :), so alt ist
die Seite.
Ich bin mittlerweile umgezogen (Tja, aufs Land...wohne jetzt nicht weit vom BYH) und privat hat sich auch alles verändert.
Folgerichtig suche ich jetzt einfach ein wenig Anschluss und nach neuen Bekanntschaften mit ähnlichen Interessen.
Vielleicht auch nur einfach jemanden nettes kennenlernen....Offen für alles...
Die Festivals fehlen natürlich auch, vom Nachtleben ganz zu schweigen.
Ich freue mich über jede Zuschrift, also hau rein...:)

#Festivals #Konzerte #Viva los Tioz #Motorrad #Rotwein #Thai food # Schottland #schwarz #Natur #Ruhe #Wandern #Cryptos
#Malediven #Rachmaninov #Schweden #Metal #gaming #WGT #einfühlsam #gardening #whip IYL


METAL INDEX

POWER METAL
A hero appears riding a white unicorn, saves the princess, they get away
from the dragon and make love in the enchanted forest.

THRASH METAL
The hero arrives, kills the dragon and fucks the princess. Quick and easy.

HEAVY METAL
The hero arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beer
and fucks the princess.

FOLK METAL
The hero arrives with a big crowd of friends playing flutes, bagpipes,
fiddles, etc. The dragon is tired of dancing and falls asleep. Everyone
leaves, except for the princess.

VIKING METAL
The hero arrives on a drakkar, kills the dragon with his mighty battle-axe,
skins him and eats him, then rapes the princess, kills her, loots and burns
the castle to the ground and leaves.

DEATH METAL
The hero arrives, kills the dragon and the princess.

BLACK METAL
The hero arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales him on a pole in
front of the castle. Then he kills the princess, drinks her blood and
performs some dark rituals on her remains. Then leaves.

DOOM METAL
The hero realises that the dragon is too big to be defeated, and that he
can never win. Then he falls into a deep depression and kills himself. The
dragon eats him up. So ends this sad story.

PROGRESSIVE METAL
The hero comes with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes long. The
dragon gets sick and dies of extreme boredom. The hero gets up to the
princesses bedroom to play another solo using some techniques learned at
his last last year of the musical college, only to find the princess
running away in search for the HEAVY METAL guy

GLAM METAL
The hero arrives on an old rusty caddilac, the dragon lets him in, unable
to stop laughing at his look and outfit. The hero then steals some
cosmetics from the princess and starts painting the castle into nice pink
color.

GRINDCORE
The hero arrives, kills the princes, sodomizes her body and shares it with
the dragon as a lunch.

NU METAL
The hero arrives on a rusty and noisy Honda Civic and starts fighting the
dragon, but his trousers catch fire from the dragonflame and he burns to
death.

INDUSTRIAL METAL
The hero comes in a dark worker suit and shows some indecent gestures to
the dragon, then he is expelled from the fantasy world because he does not
belong there.

GOTHIC METAL
The hero arrives in a dark carriage, gets out and makes up. Then he looks
at the dragon fro a long time, showing his true gothic nature to the
dragon. The dragon falls into depression and starts crying. The hero enters
the castle, sees the princess and starts crying because the princess is not
a true gothic nature. The princess gets depressed and starts crying because
her savior is a gay.

BEER METAL: The hero arrives with a traincar of beer, outdrinks the dragon
and has a nice beer-drinking party with the princess.
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