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Ich erinnere mich gern an diese Zeit, eine Zeit, die man nie vergisst... Krass, dass es diese Seite noch gibt. Die Kontakte hier von früher sind wahrscheinlich schon gestorben... :), so alt ist die Seite. Ich bin mittlerweile umgezogen (Tja, aufs Land...wohne jetzt nicht weit vom BYH) und privat hat sich auch alles verändert. Folgerichtig suche ich jetzt einfach ein wenig Anschluss und nach neuen Bekanntschaften mit ähnlichen Interessen. Vielleicht auch nur einfach jemanden nettes kennenlernen....Offen für alles... Die Festivals fehlen natürlich auch, vom Nachtleben ganz zu schweigen. Ich freue mich über jede Zuschrift, also hau rein...:) #Festivals #Konzerte #Viva los Tioz #Motorrad #Rotwein #Thai food # Schottland #schwarz #Natur #Ruhe #Wandern #Cryptos #Malediven #Rachmaninov #Schweden #Metal #gaming #WGT #einfühlsam #gardening #whip IYL METAL INDEX POWER METAL A hero appears riding a white unicorn, saves the princess, they get away from the dragon and make love in the enchanted forest. THRASH METAL The hero arrives, kills the dragon and fucks the princess. Quick and easy. HEAVY METAL The hero arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beer and fucks the princess. FOLK METAL The hero arrives with a big crowd of friends playing flutes, bagpipes, fiddles, etc. The dragon is tired of dancing and falls asleep. Everyone leaves, except for the princess. VIKING METAL The hero arrives on a drakkar, kills the dragon with his mighty battle-axe, skins him and eats him, then rapes the princess, kills her, loots and burns the castle to the ground and leaves. DEATH METAL The hero arrives, kills the dragon and the princess. BLACK METAL The hero arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales him on a pole in front of the castle. Then he kills the princess, drinks her blood and performs some dark rituals on her remains. Then leaves. DOOM METAL The hero realises that the dragon is too big to be defeated, and that he can never win. Then he falls into a deep depression and kills himself. The dragon eats him up. So ends this sad story. PROGRESSIVE METAL The hero comes with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes long. The dragon gets sick and dies of extreme boredom. The hero gets up to the princesses bedroom to play another solo using some techniques learned at his last last year of the musical college, only to find the princess running away in search for the HEAVY METAL guy GLAM METAL The hero arrives on an old rusty caddilac, the dragon lets him in, unable to stop laughing at his look and outfit. The hero then steals some cosmetics from the princess and starts painting the castle into nice pink color. GRINDCORE The hero arrives, kills the princes, sodomizes her body and shares it with the dragon as a lunch. NU METAL The hero arrives on a rusty and noisy Honda Civic and starts fighting the dragon, but his trousers catch fire from the dragonflame and he burns to death. INDUSTRIAL METAL The hero comes in a dark worker suit and shows some indecent gestures to the dragon, then he is expelled from the fantasy world because he does not belong there. GOTHIC METAL The hero arrives in a dark carriage, gets out and makes up. Then he looks at the dragon fro a long time, showing his true gothic nature to the dragon. The dragon falls into depression and starts crying. The hero enters the castle, sees the princess and starts crying because the princess is not a true gothic nature. The princess gets depressed and starts crying because her savior is a gay. BEER METAL: The hero arrives with a traincar of beer, outdrinks the dragon and has a nice beer-drinking party with the princess. --------------------------------------------------------- 224169311
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